Roll Call: Obamalammazammajamma Edition

FOX NEWS APPROVED ROLL CALL THREADFACT: Barack Obama's middle name is ''Hussein''.FACT: Barack Obama will be the first president with more vowels than consonants in his last name.FACT: Barack Obama signed up for his church because at the time it had ''free muffin Sundays''. FACT: Barack Obama knows how to break dance.  He just chooses not to because he doesn't want to fatally serve his compatriots in the Senate.FACT: Barack Obama's teeth have been surgically altered such that hitting them in clockwise order, starting from the top back left molar, creates an accurate note-for-note rendition of ''Hot Cross Buns''. FACT: Barack Obama once guest-starred in the musical Rent playing the part of Roger Davis.  Attendees reported unusually high levels of hope and optimism following the performance. FACT: Barack Obama would be a perfect clone of Barry White if he had more hair, if he was fatter, if he had a deeper voice, and if his name was ''Barry White'' and not ''Barack Obama''. FACT: Barack Obama has already arranged to appear on the all-new 1,000,000-dollar bill once he leaves office in order to enshrine for all time the fact that he is blinging like crazy. FACT: Barack Obama was once mistaken for the American male freestyIe gymnast competitor when he traveled to Sydney, Australia for the 2000 Olympic Games.  He was awarded a perfect 10 by every judge. FACT: Barack Obama bears a little-known striking resemblance to 24th President Grover Cleveland.  This resemblance is little-known on account of the fact that he looks nothing like Grover Cleveland whatsoever.FACT: Barack Obama's teeth shine whiter than the sun.  His teeth only seems dimmer because God, in his all-mighty wisdom, shields our eyes from their grandness. FACT: Barack Obama was canonized by the Pope before he was born.  Twice.Discuss. Roll Call: Obamalammazammajamma Edition
I signed up at my church because it had free muffins too... weird. :PRoll Call: Obamalammazammajamma Edition
This is the best Roll Call Title ever. Period.
ZOMG! New Roll Call! :o
I'll be back.
A new RC already?! :o
FACT: Barack Obama wants an 8-team playoff system in college football.

That was on SportsCenter the other night. >__>
First page. Four years of communism!!
Longest word in an RC Title yet.
[QUOTE=''ff7fan2'']FACT: Barack Obama wants an 8-team playoff system in college football.

That was on SportsCenter the other night. >__>[/QUOTE] FINALLY! 
Woot, first page. And epically long name! :P
[QUOTE=''Nicolas101'']Woot, first page. And epically long name! :P[/QUOTE]

I think you were just a little too late. :P
Also I apparently got overenthusiastic and called him the ''president-election'' as opposed to the ''president-elect''.I blame Fox News.
[QUOTE=''3DayFinisher'']Longest word in an RC Title yet.[/QUOTE]

I didn't think it was a real RC at first. It seemed too weird to be true. :shock:
Obamalammazammajamma...say what!!?I wonder what it would have been if McCain won... McCainademazimmadimmablingblong?
Obamala-- what?I can't say it :cry:
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Fact-Obama is going to be president oh my!
[QUOTE=''luisen123'']Obamala-- what?I can't say it :cry: [/QUOTE]Sound it out, slowly. There you go. :) 
[QUOTE=''luisen123'']Obamala-- what?I can't say it :cry: [/QUOTE] Obama lamma zamma jamma.Five times fast GO