Super Heaven... Yeah you want in.

When I die and reach the gates, I will hide in some near by shrubery or clouds or whatever I could use for concealment. After Saint Peter falls asleep I will use what I learned from MGS, and Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible movies ,to Infiltrate Heaven. I will then sneak into Gods house and steal the blue prints to heaven and then flea heaven... Then I will begin construction on my ''Super Heaven'' right next door and steal his souls.. Super Heaven will include immortality, the ability to fly, and articulate the things on your mind so you dont sound like a bumbling idiot like so many people do, also free beer! God charges you 2 Jesus fun bucks for a beer... Also everyone is invited, THERE ARE many all you can eat buffets of any kind of food you want and if you dont feel like going somewhere to eat using your teleportation abilities you can think order anything you want to eat. YOU DONT GET FAT!Super Heaven... Yeah you want in.
I really thought the funbuck system worked well...Super Heaven... Yeah you want in.
Is that were Superman went in that one arc that had him defeated by Doomsday and-I'll stop.
I want in!
That is only going to work if St Peter doesn't notice the cardboard box moving towards the gates.
I will give you all my fun bucks if you appoint me fuhrer of fun for super heaven.
Is there going to be an all you can eat resturant? I think God only serves fish and bread.
[QUOTE=''D3nnyCrane'']That is only going to work if St Peter doesn't notice the cardboard box moving towards the gates.[/QUOTE]

Dude, haven't videogames taught you anything? NOBODY can see cardboard boxes! :P
i'll join i guess. that should sound fun. maybe later through the years god and you will team up to make a super super heaven.
Super Heaven is where all the cool kids go
[QUOTE=''D3nnyCrane'']That is only going to work if St Peter doesn't notice the cardboard box moving towards the gates.[/QUOTE]Or will he? I glued a bunch of angel feathers around it... he will never know...